Army of the Dead
Review: Army of the Dead
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Chris Sully
★★★★★ 3/5
Chris: “I loved the premise. There was so much potential, but a lot of things fell flat. I liked the different take on the zombies, but didn’t like all of the choices. (Preggo zombies?) I would watch again for some of the segments and the action.”
★★★★★ 0.5/5
Chris: “I loved the premise. There was so much potential, but a lot of things fell flat. I liked the different take on the zombies, but didn’t like all of the choices. (Preggo zombies?) I would watch again for some of the segments and the action.”
Matt: “I went into this with low expectations. All I wanted was zombie killing, and maybe a cool heist movie. Zack Snyder broke new ground by combining two of the most fun genres and making them boring and unlikeable.
The script was awful. The acting was a waste of everyone’s time. It was somehow simultaneously too long AND too rushed. We watched longer than we really wanted. If you’re going to watch this, (and you really shouldn’t), I highly recommend starting at the one hour mark. Nothing happens before then.”
alternative viewing
A zombie film that shares some similarities, but is way more entertaining is Romero’s Land of the Dead. (Of course any Romero zombie film is a good choice.)
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