episode 41

TMNT

The Sully Brothers come out of their shells to eat pizza and talk turtles.

We review decades of TMNT cinema, discuss the upcoming Seth Rogen retake, and pitch our own original ideas for your favorite crime-fighting teens.

Sharpen your blades and cut a slice or two. It’s the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on Movie Retakes! Cowabunga!!!

the franchise

Rating System

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1987 – 1996 (10 Seasons, 193 episodes)

chief directors: yoshikatsu kasai, bill wolf, fred wolf, tony love

voices: Cam Clarke, Barry Gordon, Rob Paulsen, Townsend Coleman, Peter Renaday, Renae Jacobs, James Avery, Pat Fraley, Jennifer Darling, Tony Jay

Available (as of posting date): Apple, Youtube, Google

teenage mutant ninja turtles

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Chris Sully

3/5
3.5/5

1990

Directed By: steve barron

Written by: todd langen, bobby herbeck

Starring: elias koteas, josh pais, brian tochi, corey feldman, robbie rist, kevin clash, james saito/david mccharen

Available (as of posting date): Netflix (Australia), Prime Video (starz), CraveTV (starz)

actor spotlight

judith hoag

Judith Hoag was quoted as saying “I’ve shot eight [television pilots] so far. I am an optimist. I believe that one day I will do a pilot that will actually go!”

While you may not know Hoag as a leading lady, her optimism did pay off, to some degree. In 1989 she landed her first series, playing Melissa Shaw Elliott in Wolf. 11 episodes aired before being cancelled a year later, but that’s also when she got the part of April O’Neill. Hoag had brief success in movies but went back to TV a couple years later, and that’s pretty much where she stayed, though Hoag certainly made the rounds. If there was a show you watched in the last three decades, Hoag was in it.

Hoag guest starred in Quantum Leap, Roseanne, Melrose Place, Dream On, The Nanny, Murder She Wrote, Mad About You, The X Files, Touched by an Angel, The Pretender, Judging Amy, Boston Pulbic, Six Feet Under, ER, CSI, Jag, Still Standing, Grey’s Anatomy, Sons of Anarchy, Castle, Criminal Minds, Weeds, and many others. She also played major roles in The Magicians as Stephanie Quinn, Nashville as Tandy Hampton, and Big Love as Cindy Price. You might also know her as Gwen Piper from the Halloweentown TV movies. In 2015, Hoag filmed a cameo for the 2016 film Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows, but the scene was cut.

IMDB page

teenage mutant ninja turtles II: the secret of the ooze

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Chris Sully

3.5/5
2/5
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1991

Directed By: michael pressman

Written by: todd langen

Starring: paige turco, robbie rist, adam carl, laurie faso, brian tochi, francois chau/david mccharen, kevin clash, david warner, ernie reyes jr., vanilla ice

Available (as of posting date): Netflix (Australia), Amazon Prime (Starz)

teenage mutant ninja turtles III

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Chris Sully

no rating

3/5
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1993

Directed By: stuart gillard

Written by: stuart gillard

Starring: elias koteas, paige turco, robbie rist, brian tochi, corey feldman, tim kelleher, james murray, stuart wilson, sab shimono, vivian wu

Available (as of posting date): Netflix (Australia), Amazon Prime (Starz)

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2003 – 2009 (7 Seasons, 155 episodes)

developed by: lloyd goldfine

directed by: chuck patton, roy burdine

voices: Michael Sinterniklaas, Wayne Grayson, Sam Riegel, Greg Abbey, Darren Dunstan, Scottie Ray, Marc Thompson, Veronica Taylor

Available (as of posting date): paramount, amazon prime (paramount)

tmnt

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Chris Sully

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no rating

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2007

Directed By: kevin munroe

Written by: kevin munroe

Starring: laurence fishburne, mitchell whitfield, mikey kelley, james taylor, nolan north, mako, patrick stewart, chris evans, sarah michelle gellar

Available (as of posting date): Amazon Prime (Starz)

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2012 – 2017 (5 Seasons, 124 episodes)

developed by: Ciro Nieli, Joshua Sternin, J. R. Ventimilia

voices: Jason Biggs (seasons 1–2), Seth Green (seasons 3–5), Rob Paulsen, Sean Astin, Greg Cipes, Hoon Lee, Mae Whitman, Kevin Michael Richardson, Nolan North

Available (as of posting date): paramount, amazon prime (paramount)

teenage mutant ninja turtles

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Chris Sully

3.5/5
3.5/5
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2014

Directed By: jonathan liebesman

Written by: josh appelbaum & andre nemec, evan daugherty

Starring: megan fox, will arnett, william fichtner, johnny knoxville, jeremy howard, noel fisher, alan ritchson, tony shalhoub, tohoru masamune

Available (as of posting date): paramount, amazon prime (paramount)

teenage mutant ninja turtles: out of the shadows

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Chris Sully

no rating

3/5
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2016

Directed By: dave green

Written by: josh appelbaum & andre nemec

Starring: megan fox, will arnett, stephen amell, laura linney, pete ploszek, jeremy howard, noel fisher, alan ritchson, tony shalhoub, tyler perry, brad garrett, brian tee

Available (as of posting date): paramount, amazon prime (paramount)

rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles

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2018 – 2020 (2 Seasons, 39 episodes)

developed by: Andy Suriano, Ant Ward

voices: Omar Benson Miller, Ben Schwartz, Brandon Mychal Smith, Josh Brener, Kat Graham, Eric Bauza, John Cena, Roger Craig Smith

Available (as of posting date): netflix, paramount, amazon prime (paramount)

the retake

teenage mutant ninja turtles: mutant mayhem

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release date: august 2, 2023

Directed By: jeff rowe

Written by: seth rogen, evan goldberg, jeff rowe, dan hernandez, benji samit

Starring: Micah Abbey, Shamon Brown Jr., Hannibal Buress, Rose Byrne, Nicolas Cantu, John Cena, Jackie Chan, Ice Cube, Natasia Demetriou, Ayo Edebiri, Giancarlo Esposito, Post Malone, Brady Noon, Seth Rogen, Paul Rudd, Maya Rudolph

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